CORTEZ: Mang Donald, ang bagong POTUS

January 29, 2017 at 10:02 am Leave a comment


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AMERICA 1st! Iyan ang laman ng unang speech ng 45th na President Of The United States (POTUS) na si Donald Trump.
 
“We are transferring power from Washington D.C. and giving it back to the people.
 
From this day forward, it’s only going to be America First.
 
America will start winning again. Winning like never before.
 
We will follow two simple rules: Buy American and hire American.
 
When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice.
 
 We will no longer accept politicians that are all talk and no action.
 
 Together, we will make America great again. “
 
Ang sinasabi ni Mang Donald Trump ay nawalan ng kapangyarihan ang American people sa mga nakaraang administrasyon.
 
Gusto ni Mang Donald na maging First ang America kasi napag-iwanan na ito.
 
Talo as in palaging natatalo ang America sa kanyang mga giyera, talo ang America sa economy, talo ang America sa sports.
 
Buy American sila pero made in China, hahaha!
 
Hire American, pero African-American, Irish-American, Korean-American, Chinese-America, German-American, Mexican-American, Indian-American, Japanese-American, East Asian-American, Filipino-American ang workers nila.
 
Dahil mixed race ang population ng America… nationalism daw ang kailangan.
 
Kung Fil-Am ka… Filipino ka ba muna bago ka American?
 
Kung Irish-American ka… Irish ka ba muna bago ka American?
 
Kung Japanese-American ka… Japanese ka ba muna bago American?
 
Relative ang greatness ng America. Great siya sa pagpapalaganap ng giyera sa bawat panig ng mundo.
 
Paano magiging great again ang America kung ang gross national debt nito as of January 2017 ay $19,961,467,137,973.64 or $20 Trillion?!
 
Great ang America sa isang panahon ng kasaysayan, pero wala siyang pera ngayon.
 
China ang may pera ngayon. China ang may surplus na pera para pondiohan ang development projects ng iba’t ibang bansa.
 
21st CENTURY MARITIME SILK ROAD. Dahil maraming excess na pera ang China nagpopondo ito ng mga railway  na tumatagos sa iba’t ibang bansa.
 
‘A freight train service linking Xi’an, capital of northwest China’s Shaanxi Province with Moscow, capital of Russia, began operations,’ sabi ng balita.
 
O di ba? China to Russia and vice versa.
 
‘The train of 41 containers mainly carrying consumer durables, left Xi’an at 10:50 a.m. and will pass through Kazakhstan before reaching Moscow, sources with the Xi’an International Trade and Logistics Park said.
 
Ang Kasakhstan po ay isang republika na separate sa Russia.
 
‘The trip will take 11 days, compared to the traditional land/sea route, which takes over 45 days.’
 
Mas mabilis, tama po ba?
 
‘It is the third China-Europe freight train from Xi’an following those to Warsaw and Hamburg.’
 
Pasok na sa Europe via train ang mga products ng China.
 
‘Xi’an, known in ancient times as Chang’an, was a terminus of the Silk Road — an ancient land trade route that ran through northwest China’s Shaanxi, Gansu and Xinjiang, and Central and Western Asia, before reaching the Mediterranean.’
 
Binubuhay ng China ang kanyang pagiging great noong unang itinayo ang Silk Road at itong mga intercontinental railways ay proof ng China is great again.
 
Hindi ko alam kung paano magiging great again ang America na sinabi ni Mang Donald.
 
 
RESIGN FIRST! Iyan ang hamon ni House Speaker Bebot Alvarez kayPNP Chief Bato Dela Rosa sa isyu ng pagpataya sa retired Korean national sa loob ng camp Crame.
 
Naunahan ang oposisyon na hingin ang resignation ni PNP Chief Bato. Mismong si House Speaker ang humingi ng resignation.
 
Hahaha! Habang nagse-celabrate ng anniversary ang LP ay naunahan sila sa resignation call.
 
Biruin niyo nga naman. May kidnapping na nagyari at ang kidnap victim ay dinala sa Camp Crame.
 
Ang Camp Crame ay kampo ng mga police.
 
Ang kidnapper ay mga police.
 
Nakakuha daw ng limang milyong piso bilang ransom pero pinatay pa rin ang kidnap victim!
 
Pinatay sa loob ng kampo ng mga police.
 
“Director General Ronald ‘Bato’ dela Rosa should immediately resign as chief of the Philippine National Police to save President Rodrigo Duterte from further embarrassment and restore respect to the Office of the PNP Chief,” sabi ni Speaker Bebot Alvarez.
 
“The commission of a heinous crime right in his very nose is not only an insult but a clear indication that he has lost the respect of his people,” dagdag ni Speaker Bebot.
 
“Dela Rosa should buckle down to work or better yet give the job to someone else who is dead serious in leading the PNP in its multi-pronged war against drugs, criminals and the scalawags within its ranks,” sabi ni Speaker Bebot.
 
HIYANG HIYA! Iyan naman ang feeling ni PNP  Chief Bato Dela Rosa.
 
“Very angry. Very offended. Kung pwede matunaw na ako sa kinalalagyan ko sa hiya,” sabi ni PNP Chief dela Rosa.
 
Iligal dawn a patayin ni PNP Chief iyung mga police na kidnappers.
 
“If I have my way, I would kill the policemen who are kidnappers. But I cannot do it because it’s illegal,”
 
Hindi enjoy sa work si PNP Chief Bato.
 
“Akala ba nila nag-e-enjoy ako sa trabaho ko. Gusto nila ako mag-resign, sabihin nila sa Presidente na paalisin ako,” sabi ni PNP Chief Bato.
 
Bato: Hindi magre-resign hanggang hindi drug-free ang Pilipnas.
 
“Habang meron pa kaming mission na gagawin tapusin muna namin itong war on drugs. Siguro kapag tapos na, ma-declare na natin na drug-free ang buong Pilipinas pwede na ako mag-resign,” sabi ni PNP Chief Bato.
 
How cruel of you! No rest! No Sleep! Na nga si PNP Chief Bato.
 
“Grabe naman sila. How cruel of them to say that na pagresign ako. Wala na nga akong pahinga. Wala na nga akong tulog but anyway we cannot satisfy everyone,” sabi ni PNP chief Bato.
 
INAAMIN ANG  KAGAGUHAN AT KASINDIKATUHAN.

“Inaamin ko naman talaga ‘yung nangyari na dito pa pinatay. Kapalpakan namin ‘yan. Pulis ‘yan e. Kagaguhan, kasindikatauhan na ginawa. Sagot ko ‘yan dahil ako ang chief PNP. It’s our misdoing. Cops were involved. They committed a wrongdoing. I take full responsiblity for the crime because I’m the chief PNP,” sabi ni PNP chief Bato.

 

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